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So he was talking to this girl. And somewhere along the conversation, this girl made the remark that he would look a lot more like a Greek god if he had curlier hair.



Now he knows exactly what you're thinking at this point. "Isn't his hair already curly enough?" That may be the only thing to strike you as odd in the aforementioned remark, he however isn't entirely convinced on his resemblance to Greek gods. But even if he disagrees with your opinion, he will fight to the death your right to say it, especially if it revolves around his resemblance to Greek gods(if he had curlier hair of course). He doesn't really see what the big deal is with these Greeks and their gods anyway, sure they invented democracy, but Indians invented Kamasutra. And Curry. And Russell Peters. Plus, while India(which incidentally is the largest democracy on the planet) is on her way to becoming a major superpower alongside China, the last thing the Greek civilisation has achieved probably was winning Euro 2004. And they were lucky.



Nevertheless, all this talk about Greek gods has given him a brilliant idea. Brace yourself for this bit of genius.



A male escort service.



While you're still reeling from that revelation, allow him to explain. Think GROs. Guest Relations Officers. Basically girls one hires to "entertain" clients, whatever that means. But imagine a male version. For a nominal sum one can obtain the services of a male escort, who can do pretty much everything his female counterpart can do, and so much more.



He's got it all planned out. " Greek Gods Escort Service." That's what he'll call his "agency". There's even going to be a cool tag line: "Finally, divine intervention, at an affordable price."



He knows what you're thinking at this point. C'mon, who's going to be desperate enough to hire male escorts. Well evolve already. Its the 21st century. Are women supposed to be considered desperate for providing services AND if they were on the receiving end? Is this what all those bras were burnt for? You should be ashamed of yourself. Women are emancipated creatures, who should have access to same benefits men have minus the flak. If men can have their GROs, then women should have their Greek gods too. And more importantly, he should be able to make a ton of money off of it.



Besides, a male escort service can provide for much more than just, "entertainment". Men are known to come in very handy. Need a light bulb changed? Get a Greek god. Pesky ex boyfriend who doesn't get the point? Get a Greek god. Awkward family functions where aunties conspire to match make you? Get a Greek god. Want to go to this fancy restaurant but don't want to go alone? Get a Greek god. Need a prom date pronto? Get a Greek god. Need a willing participant for your devious plan to make some boy jealous? Get a Greek god. 10 year high school reunion coming up and you don't want that jerk of an ex boyfriend of yours who dumped you to see that you haven't got over him yet? Get a Greek god. For a small negotiable per hour rate, you too can get a Greek god, for all of life's little inconveniences. Finally, divine intervention, at an affordable price. Now all he needs is a theme song.

Yeah he knows what you're thinking right about now. This idea is so bloody fantastic why didn't you think of this first? Well not to worry, he is still looking for business partners, so if you have the resources(and curly hair), you are most welcome to come on board.

However, as brilliant and fool proof as this plan may be, one has to have a back up plan, you know, just in case this doesn't work out. As you probably could guess by now, he is running a little low on cash, which is why hes coming up with ingenious methods of making money, necessity of course, being the mother of invention. So if this cash cow by some incredible stroke of misfortune doesn't pan out like its supposed to, there will always be other ways to make money.

He could work with SIS. Although it would be a little hard to explain to people.

"Dude, whats up man. What you up to nowadays?"
"Ah nothing much, working."
"Really? Cool. Where at?"
"SIS."
"huh?"
"its uh, this NGO thing, Sisters in Islam."
"Dude."

Yeah. Maybe not the best idea.

Or, or, (brace yourself) he could be an underwear model.

And it doesn't take a lot to read your mind at this point too.

"An underwear model? For real? Actually now that I think of it, if he had curlier hair......"