Cause engineers are sexy!

This is hilarious(some understanding of physics maybe necessary to get jokes):

Why Engineers Make the Best Lovers


10. - The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.



9. - No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".



8. - We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.



7. - We have significant figures.



6. - EK301: The motion of rigid bodies.



5. - Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?



4. - Engineers do it to specification.



3. - According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.



2. - We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.



1. - WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!




Excerpt from a Romance Novel written by an Engineer


Also known as "The Sex Life of an Electron" (author unknown)



One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.



Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted his probe into her test socket, connected them in parallel, and began to short circuit her shunt.



Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube operating at it's maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.



They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid. With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to further excite his generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses